Ive always been a fan of natural selection... you know.. kill the weakest. The world is over populated so it would really help alot of problems... but then i realised.. i would be dead. Natural Selection would kill me.
-- Me. of all people Me --
Some know, some dont i was born with a deformed lung i guess.. i dunno much about it.. all i know is that i couldnt breathe (i guess i should know more but i tend to not care about the past..) and i was put into intensive care for a bit. So thats m story... how about yours? no kidding. So there. the best method to re-stablize the world just ended up killing me. But wait. Natural Selection kills the 'weak' yeah? i thought about this and decided how to fix the world!! ...
Natural Selection Modified!
Kill off the weak!!!... the weak? why? they can fix them selves with their brains... Oh wait Prof. Neil! your not meaning physically weak are you?
Well no neil #2, im meaning the fucking stupid idiots who think that cause they are 'strong' they can do anything. Yes you can. and by anything im gonna include Die in that list. Please. Do that one first! its fun. Dont kill the weak Kill the weak minded idiots. Yes this one has been said before: get rid of warning lables such as "do not iron on self" ... i agree cause damn thats funny if someone did that infront of you.. wouldnt smell too good tho.
So Prof. Neil, what else can your version of Nat. Sel. do??
Well neil #2 .. ermm.. well i didnt think that far but im gonna go ahead and jump right in with the oldies. I love my grandparents. Love em. but there really does need to be a cut off age. seriously if they are too old to talk, why do we need them? their is no wisdom to share, no advice to give. No im not saying kill people who CANT talk, just the ones who cant communicate and have no chance in future years to either.
Another idea is family limits. 1 Child / family is dumb tho. what the hell. but who in their right mind had 16 kids? scared all mighty god will pick them off like ants? Heres a fun fact, you live in the same house... oh noes! tornado! oh noes! no family. bam. looks like your seeds failed.
Anyway im bored of typing and ranting about crap that no one will read or care about. Ciao!
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