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Sunday, June 29, 2008

What Sharks?

Just found this, its pretty cool


Rare and Scary Shark Attacks Waiting to Happen

Ok, now picture what a shark looks like. We’ve seen hammerhead sharks, and, well, the normal, scary type of shark — the one with the fin raised on the center of its body. Not these sharks — these are the rarely-seen, not-so-ordinary, blink-and-it-attacks-you shark.

It’s been 33 years since Steven Spielberg made us afraid of sharks. Tons and tons of nature shows have proven that in the water, they are king; they are the bears and lions that attack the little nemos and spongebobs of the sea.

Note: This picture is REAL!


Prehistoric Shark - A lucky Japanese fisherman got more than he bargained for when he came in contact with this strange beast swimming off the coast of Japan. A rare frilled eel-like shark that’s believed to be a prehistoric version of the monster we all know and fear.

The fisherman immediately got in touch with marine officials and the specimen was immediately transferred to Awashima Marine Park in Shizuoka, where, merely hours later, it died.
See Video Blow

The shark, whose scientific name is Chlamydoselachus Anguineus, lives at a depth of 600 - 1400 meters underwater, deeper than where humans can go. It is very rarely seen, and/or captured on film, but apparently, this specimen was ill, therefore it was found in shallower waters, where the Japanese fisherman caught it.




Shark feet - Demetri Martin once joked about how he wasn’t afraid of sharks — in a land situation. Well, as long as he doesn’t step into Malaysia. A worker in the Malaysian Fisheries Development Board made an unusual claim that she was given a 3-pound shark … with webbed feet.

A housewife was about to chop up the fish to cook when she noticed something odd about the shark — it had webbed feet. The head of the marine station at the University Sains Malaysian, Prof Dr Zulfigar Yasin says this is the first time that he had heard of a fish with legs in Malaysian waters.

To quote him, “As far as I am concerned, fish species with legs or bony fins can only be discovered in the waters of North Sulawesi in Indonesia or South Africa.”





Goblin Shark - For the last one, here’s the biggest, baddest, attack-you-while-you-swim shark discovery. Is it a special effect? An animatronic monster, perhaps? The first thing you’ve probably noticed is the weird shape of its head. What looks like a beak or snout protrudes from the front part of its head.

Again, a capture from Japan (Is it any wonder they find the coolest monsters there? Japan is where Godzilla lives!) by fishermen, this is the first ever specimen of the Mitsukurina in the “Black Current” off Yokohama. They dubbed it the “tenguzame,” which translates to “goblin shark.”


This shark is extremely rare, because they can only be found in the deep waters of Japan, South Africa, and somewhere in Portugal. Given that its snout is more of a handicap; it has protrusible jaws, making it possible for the shark to feed. Scientists have found that the “nose” is dotted with sensory cells, leading them to believe that its function is to help the shark find food in the deep. It feeds on deep-sea squid, crabs and other deep-sea creatures. This shark has been found swimming as deep as 4,000 feet. The first known goblin shark was 3.5 feet, but specimen that are as long as 14 feet has been discovered. (Imagine what would happen if it attacks you!)

here you have it, some rare and scary shark attacks waiting to happen (That is, if you swim in deep, deep waters.) Anyone care for a swim?



Source: http://travelnooks.com/offbeat/rare-and-scary-shark-attacks-waiting-to-happen/

10.15 pm

Roni is a fucking whore. Ok done :)

Anyway. 10.15 pm it is. pretty cool time. i like it alot. i like alot of stuff alot but this would have to be the coolest time. if i was to title something by using a time as the title, 10:15 PM would be the title. even if its about waking up in the morning. Soooo i was thinking about my music while i have Switchfoot playing and relising how .... messed up it is.. i mean here i have alt bands, alt rock bands, hard core bands, hip hop and dare i say an emo band? maybe... depends whos putting them into a genre and.... WTF? Switchfoot? lol and Hawk Nelson?? where the fuck did these two come from? they are like the french... a little bit gay... anyway no real point to this post. suck shit if you actually read it. im just typing cause i can.

I Feel like writing... **off to bed with pen and paper i go!**

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Wednesday Night

So apparently i got in trouble cause i didnt mention the other game we played where elena had no fucking idea what to do, so while i was showing her i was getting the shit shot through me, so in the end she survived for that whole 1 min longer. We will ignore the fact that ive almost beaten the game just to say that she wins that one... not for long tho ... hahah

Formal last night - twas good - best mentos ever!
:P

- N

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Bored...

Yeah so im bored and thought i would post... cause i can. Not much is doin right now.. Not too many shifts at work, BUT i start TAFE soon... erm... my left hand is freezing right now... hmm...

Soo... recently... ive been watching alot of movies and TV and chilling with my friends ALOT. which is like liquid awesome. but... in a solid form. anyway. Saw .. The Hulk tonight with elena... was pretty gnarly... but i wont be seeing it again for a while... ill still see the next one tho. Oh! and i bought a Tie! and.. devised that i am better than Elena at Air Hockey... but i think she won at basketball... i think... and shooting, i win there... and... driving... on the arcade lol... real life i think she kicks my ass...

now...

Hmm... Future... well... umm Got a formal this saturday... and... umm... Peoples are on holidays as of then too so I get alot less hours at work so i can chill more... and a few 18ths! Like Sams birthday!! (HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!!!!!!) and ryans birthday and yeah.


Currently... again... Im gonna go to sleep... get some rest... pray my ear heals... and... wash my clothes tomorrow :P

Out..

- N

Monday, June 16, 2008

How To Fix The World #1 -- Natural Selection

Ive always been a fan of natural selection... you know.. kill the weakest. The world is over populated so it would really help alot of problems... but then i realised.. i would be dead. Natural Selection would kill me.

-- Me. of all people Me --


Some know, some dont i was born with a deformed lung i guess.. i dunno much about it.. all i know is that i couldnt breathe (i guess i should know more but i tend to not care about the past..) and i was put into intensive care for a bit. So thats m story... how about yours? no kidding. So there. the best method to re-stablize the world just ended up killing me. But wait. Natural Selection kills the 'weak' yeah? i thought about this and decided how to fix the world!! ...


Natural Selection Modified!
Kill off the weak!!!... the weak? why? they can fix them selves with their brains... Oh wait Prof. Neil! your not meaning physically weak are you?

Well no neil #2, im meaning the fucking stupid idiots who think that cause they are 'strong' they can do anything. Yes you can. and by anything im gonna include Die in that list. Please. Do that one first! its fun. Dont kill the weak Kill the weak minded idiots. Yes this one has been said before: get rid of warning lables such as "do not iron on self" ... i agree cause damn thats funny if someone did that infront of you.. wouldnt smell too good tho.

So Prof. Neil, what else can your version of Nat. Sel. do??

Well neil #2 .. ermm.. well i didnt think that far but im gonna go ahead and jump right in with the oldies. I love my grandparents. Love em. but there really does need to be a cut off age. seriously if they are too old to talk, why do we need them? their is no wisdom to share, no advice to give. No im not saying kill people who CANT talk, just the ones who cant communicate and have no chance in future years to either.
Another idea is family limits. 1 Child / family is dumb tho. what the hell. but who in their right mind had 16 kids? scared all mighty god will pick them off like ants? Heres a fun fact, you live in the same house... oh noes! tornado! oh noes! no family. bam. looks like your seeds failed.

Anyway im bored of typing and ranting about crap that no one will read or care about. Ciao!